I woke up this morning and ate breakfast, which isn't all that unusual. What was, was that it was about four in the freaking morning and I couldn't get back to sleep. SO I thought, hey I'll ay on the couch for a few hours.
Except I sit down on the couch and I doze off.

SO..I wake up a few hours later to get on the computr and theres this SHINY thing on the desk. I like shiny things so I went to grab it, and it BIT me.

<.< Turns out the shiny thigns was a safety pin and I'd grabbed the pin-y end of it...

Sure taught me to never grab shiny things off my desk when I'm still mostly asleep.